Kitchen Bizzle

Someone who has no importance as a person, a woman used simply for the purpose of retreving food for someone more important.

Lawrence Winson, my Kitchen Bizzle! Go get me some cheesy poofs! Or I will lock you in the cellar for another week!

by The DeX! April 17, 2004

kitchen syndrome

When a Female (wife or girlfriend) isnt fast enough doing something in the kitchen and ends up with a black eye and a bruised ego.

Did you see stacey today, she seems a little mopey and has a black eye! - yes, worst case of kitchen syndrome ive ever seen!

by Bitch Slapping Pete October 29, 2010

Kitchen Hawk

A person or creature who spends most of their time in or around the kitchen, searching for or "hawking" large amounts of any leftovers or recently cooked meals.

Someone ate my leftover chicken, I bet a kitchen hawk nabbed it.

by TheHawk1 February 22, 2010

Kitchen Viper

She who crushes your soul, then wipes her hands off on her apron.

Well the old kitchen viper has spoken... said today that if I want to get a 2x10 combo, then something else has to go.

by pidulgi May 16, 2011

fungus kitchen

Vagina

Being an all male residence, we were surprised to awaken to the overpowering scent of her fungus kitchen. Perhaps that's why a couple of the guys switched teams.

by Robert C Reynolds October 23, 2017

kitchen song

The song you dance to with your significant other that 2 in the morning.

Me and Peter’s kitchen song is “These Arms of Mine” by Otis Redding.

by _baileymathis_ January 26, 2018

fungus kitchen

Vagina, pussy

Being an all male residence, we were surprised to awaken to the overpowering scent of her fungus kitchen. Perhaps that's why a couple of the guys switched teams.

by Robert C Reynolds October 23, 2017