tar 'n' feather

Refers to either:
(1) The correct way to pave a road (i.e., to evenly spread/roll asphalt and then neatly angle-smooth the edges)
(2) What "they" will do to you is you do a sorry-a** job of said paving.

D.O.T. foreman: The citizens in this area are really touchy about having their hard-won tax-dollars used for re-surfacing their main street, so I'd better see that my crew does a good job of it if we don't want them to tar 'n' feather us afterwards.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Feather head

A segment of shaman bro-ism, most commonly seen with feathers in their hats, integrating from Tulum experiences and in high-society alike. Having derived from a promoter bro, they don't have a lot, but commonly lie about their assets and pedigrees. After they're discovered, they leave town and integration--once again--begins.

The feather head told me he owned an art gallery, that turned out to be my good friend, Brian's.

by kakademon November 26, 2021

Feather’s Day

The day we celebrate Feathers (January 8th)

Feathers a real one ong (on Greg).

Feathers just like me! He just like me fr(For real)!

I love Feather’s day.

by farterFeathers January 8, 2022

Feather-lover

Those who derive sexual pleasure from being tickled.

She was a feather-lover but he found the giggles a bit of a turn off even if she wriggled pleasantly when naked.

by JonnyMadrid September 27, 2013

neon feathers

neon. feathers. professional cool guy. leader of funny business. draws stuff. is cool.

"dude have you subbed to neon feathers???"
"no i have not"
"you are so stupid and dumb and ugly god i hate you so so much."

by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM May 12, 2021

Feathering

Feathering is the second pillar/step of the Farming Method only truly being able to be done after completing Milking. Feathering is when you save up hair and use it to goon. This is called feathering because of the relation to birds and feathers and you and your hair.

Bro I can't do the farming method anymore
Bro you spent so much time Milking why not?
I have no hair to be Feathering with because of my alopecia

by Zack Thompson July 13, 2024