colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra

Meaning it's freezing outside.

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

by RichKid91 August 3, 2008

i don't give a brass razoo

A saying when you don't care. Similar to "I don't give a shit" or "I don't give a fuck"

Girl 1: "I think she's jealous"
Girl 2: "Oh I don't give a brass razoo!"

by finalllyfree December 27, 2016

doesn't know his brass from his oboe

Euphemism for "(he) doesn't know his a** from his elbow". He doesn't know anything (or doesn't want to know anything).

You can't ask that bus driver about bus route numbers. He doesn't know his brass from his oboe.

by pentozali January 18, 2009

get down to brass tacks

Smoking weed; When it's time to smoke a bowl

"Its quarter after four? Almost time to get down to brass tacks"

"Hey, let's get down to brass tacks, pass me a bowl so I can pack one up"

by jdmoskow November 13, 2013

Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.

"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"

by Jon B-C January 26, 2014

If it doesn't run steel it doesn't deserve brass

A cope and excuse for those blindsided by the ammo shortages of 2020, as they did not maintain a good supply of quality ammunition for their rifles, and now must resort to buying steel cased ammo as all the quality brass type have been picked clean.

"If it doesn't run steel it doesn't deserve brass" Doesn't need an example, you know who you are, stop buying bad quality ammunition

by Mr.BradshawC August 29, 2020

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022