Wacky 'n' wonderful "A-to-Z" definitions pertaining to da "state wif another state's name inside it" region.
Prime examples of "alphabetical Arkansas" include:
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.
by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Alphabet: Any and all law enforcement agencies above the local police departments such as the FBI, CIA, DEA and ATF.
by Lillian Esther Baker January 15, 2022

Have you ever learned about the NATO alphabet? It goes like this: Alfa, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Whiskey, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu.
by bluestinger66 August 27, 2022

person1:hey i just joined AFCT
person2:what does that mean
person1:anti faction coalition team
person2:whats that
person1:idk its just a average alphabet soup groups
person2:what does that mean
person1:anti faction coalition team
person2:whats that
person1:idk its just a average alphabet soup groups
by for yomama November 26, 2020

It is a RANDOM PICK of a SEXUAL PARTNER in the dark where you can only SUCK.
THE lessons of being an ENGINEAR at ALPHABET.
THE lessons of being an ENGINEAR at ALPHABET.
REALIZE as you must have a lot of GALL as the FIVE WAY ALPHABET STREET is you can't go the SIXTH WAY as SUCK their RIGHT FOOT , LEFT FOOT, RIGHT HAND , LEFT HAND and you can SUCK where you like but in the MIDDLE you either SUCK DICK, PUSSY, and ASSH0LE for the PEDOPHILE.
GO back to the PAST two two two yep you TRAINEES are going to DRINK PISS , EAT SHIT and SHOVE those BALLS in the FIVE WAY ALPHABET STREET to the GOAL feel the GALL hear the GULL and as RULES =( RISK UNCERTAINTY LIMITS EVENT SEQUENCE ) ASNO AGUJERO becoming a GHOUL and if you prevail YOU are on your way to the GOL.
GO back to the PAST two two two yep you TRAINEES are going to DRINK PISS , EAT SHIT and SHOVE those BALLS in the FIVE WAY ALPHABET STREET to the GOAL feel the GALL hear the GULL and as RULES =( RISK UNCERTAINTY LIMITS EVENT SEQUENCE ) ASNO AGUJERO becoming a GHOUL and if you prevail YOU are on your way to the GOL.
by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION December 8, 2021

Almost everybody knows the alphabet forward. But do you also know it backward? Not yet? Here is it:
ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
Friend: Hey, do you know the alphabet backward.
Me: Yes, I do. ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
Friend: Wow, that is really cool!
Me: Yes, I do. ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
Friend: Wow, that is really cool!
by Sett August 14, 2017

a 4 year old: hey dad i just learned the alphabet!
dad: oh ok son!
a 4 year old: it's asdadsadcwsawdfghgfegfdsds
dad: FRICKING BAD!!!!!!!!
dad: oh ok son!
a 4 year old: it's asdadsadcwsawdfghgfegfdsds
dad: FRICKING BAD!!!!!!!!
by SSM4 Bloopers November 16, 2018
