Wig split

When someone gets their head split in two or more pieces.

Machete wielding Mexican gang member 1- Let's go in there and fuck him up ey.
Gang member 2-- Yea do it ey.
Gang member 2-Ese no, he doesn't look like a human being any more, stop it ey. His head is in over six pieces now vato.
Gang member 1- You think so ese? He got his wig split ey?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2017

Wig Party

A party in which you and your group of peers help a friend who is going bald by covering his head in Double Sided Scotch Tape, and then you all proceed to shave your pubic hair onto the said friends tape-covered bald head, therefore giving him a new wig and a new lease on life.

"Wow man Tom is going bald, maybe we should help him out by giving him a wig party. I ain't shaved my pubis in months."

by Big Daddy Jones December 27, 2018

Wig snatcher

Wig snatchers is the type of girl who will snatch your wig in the middle of the night 💀
She will be like bipity bopity boo your wigs gone boo

Ayo that wig snatcher did it again! She snatced her wig 💨
Oh dayum Ms.Steal your wig snatched all the cheerleaders wig yesterday night, they all wigless

by Hello im a unicorn October 7, 2018

Butt wig

When a big booty lady sits on your face, pressing her exposed vaginal region on your mouth, chin or eyes/forehead. Therefor causing her voluptuous butt to rest upon your crown like an old English barrister.

"Oh man last night Stephanie sat on my face! I had myself a niiiice butt wig".

by Zabujango September 21, 2018

Fishy Wig

A term for the Cops. Also can be referred to as the Po-Po, the Police, The Fuzz.. etc. Originating in the South around Coastal areas, this term is claimed to have originated due to some college students under the influence. The term "Wig" is in reference to the pompous nature of certain members of the law enforcement who tend to take them selves too seriously like the wig-wearers of past centuries. "Fishy" relates to the suspicious business that those in law enforcement tend to bust. Thus the term "fishy wig" was born.

Dude, put that out the fishy wig is about to pull us over.

by The Captain Janeway March 7, 2011

Wig Jam

The way a dude rocks his hair situation. Most likely referring to a trendy style such as the perm, mullet, fohawk, pompadour, etc.

Dude, last night at the club, my wig jam almost caught on fire from those dance moves.

by all4msp1 May 27, 2010

busted wig

When one's hair cut is exceedingly awful.

Snap, that broad had a busted wig.

by P+BRICK-B=ME October 7, 2015