Marmasset Smuggler

A person who actively places furry animals into their underpants in order to hide them from the rest of the world.

Ever notice a person at the airport walking in a strange manner? this person is proberbly a Marmasset Smuggler and has 4 or 5 of the poor buggers stuffed in his pants. Customs will give you a hefty fine and a possible prison sentence.

by Curly Calamari September 29, 2008

smugglers hold

When the eurethra of a mans big ol Willy cock gets sown shut

Don’t get a fucking smugglers hold

by Bumfus April 24, 2018

dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.

"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."

by Elton Dong August 28, 2016

Nickel Smuggler

A lower belly bulge carried prominently beneath the belt line which makes a person appear as if they is trying to smuggle a bag of nickels in their pants.

"Did you see that nickel smuggler?"

by Johnny On The Slot September 30, 2011

cock smuggler

rooster thief

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler.

by anonymous November 19, 2022

Butt smuggler

A infant found on the bus that carries marijuana or usually methamphetamine packages in their anal passage. Usually found with a discrepant looking mother in a underfunded stroller. Between the ages of 0-24 months often found smelling of sickly sweet poop.

You find butt smugglers to sell your drugs for you on any major transit access

by Cody5050 May 27, 2023

SMUGGLER

There are race on there own world who side with any race who wishes to control Arrakis Mikel can go house Atradies and I'll go the Smugglers it's on game on okay be nice to them I want to implement fair trade with him on the Worm Planet Arrakis we shall be watching and side as we please

SMUGGLER: AFFIMATIVE

by 201HH April 8, 2024