That guy totally pulled a slurp lickiston on me last night in bed after we ate Taco Bell. The sensation was immaculate.
by the waffler May 31, 2022
Get the Slurp Lickistonmug. by GreenYogaBalls May 22, 2023
Get the slurp nutsmug. In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.
by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018
Get the DUCK SLURPmug. by G-Bone27730 April 8, 2019
Get the cock slurpmug. She didin't have the money to obtain a new car, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of her parents.
He was in a serious need of money, so he was forced to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to the god damn hell.
He was in a serious need of money, so he was forced to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to the god damn hell.
by KriZzu March 23, 2020
Get the Slurp Daddy's Tonguemug. A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.
by BendJehovah April 18, 2014
Get the rectum slurping sloth rapistmug. by PERIOD POSAY 😜😜🤘🤘😍 September 8, 2023
Get the SENPAI SLURPmug.