Seattle Semenhawks

A very funny name to call the Seattle Seahawks. Eagles fans like me call them that.

Billy: Bro did you hear that the Seattle Semenhawks beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night?
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!

by Not a legend 27 January 5, 2020

Seattle Swashbuckler

When a male tightens a belt as much as possible around a girl's neck, making it impossible to swallow. He then pours a scolding hot pumpkin spice latte down her throat, burning it. After which he ejaculates into her mouth and loosens the belt so she swallows a nice mixture of saliva, semen, and pumpkin spice latte.

Guy 1: "Hey man I totally gave this girl the HOTTEST Seattle swashbuckler last night, no pun intended"
Guy 2: "Damn man! That's instant street cred!"

by Aryan Leader November 6, 2015

Seattle Squat

When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.

I was out for a walk and made the bitch do a Seattle Squat.

by Tant Lover November 16, 2006

seattle steamer

while engaging in the 69 position while the male happens to be eating out the female , the female then releases a ginourmous brown substance in which is insearted into the males boca (spanish for mouth)

o man that was a nice seattle steamer (EHHH HIGH FIVVEEE)

by Georgene Kenneth IV October 23, 2007

Seattle Supersonics

NBA team that has 1 championship from the '80s; were idiots to trade away Payton; missed the playoffs last year, but overall have been good lately

The Supersonics traded away Payton.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Seattle Racist

A white liberal who supports non-whites in theory, but fully participates in systemic racism. Can include liberals from other parts of the country

"I know that Trump is a racist and Hillary Clinton is the only reasonable chance we have to beat him, but I'm voting for Jill Stein because I don't have to deal with racism on a daily basis. I am a Seattle Racist!"

by rdeveraux January 22, 2017

Seattle Skydive

Verb

in the family of Pittsburgh Plunge, Philidelphia Fist, Cleveland Steamer, etc.

Similar to the Pittsburgh Plunge but instead of sticking your head in, the whole body must go (OH THE HORROR!!!)

THE SEATTLE SKYDIVE

Yeah, that was pretty nasty.
Yeah well last night i went all the way in.
WAT!?!?
Yeah, I Seattle Skydove that bitch; stood on the edge of the couch and BAM! I was in like a pineapple in Hitler's ass.

by !6ROB9! January 18, 2008