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Piano

An instrument with keys that make different pitched sounds.
by Piano Person June 23, 2022
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Piano

This instrument is a FUCK! If you play a piano then you are wasting your life. Killing all hopes and dreams of music and ruining your life is what it does. FUCK this instrument!!!!!!!
The Piano is an ASSHOLE of an instrument. FUCKING ridicules.
by GoofenburgDictionary August 12, 2019
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A huge amount of drugs. Piano’s got 88 keys, and a kilogram is known as a key in the streets. Hustlers using the word Piano to describe big amounts.
He got all that money because he pushed a piano.
by Angela West End August 21, 2025
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Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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Jewish Piano

Usually a till, used to describe or is a metaphor for stingy Jews
Hold on, let me pull out my Jewish Piano, Ka-Ching Ka-Ching Ka-Ching, go catch the coins!
by monkeydust1234 January 22, 2025
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Reverse piano

When you go up and down someone's body, tapping at the erogenous points (nipples, sides, belly button)
1. Yo Carly played the reverse piano on me yesterday.

2. Man, I almost had a reverse piano going but his parents cane home.
by Datterdick July 12, 2019
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