A big dicked dude who gots a fucked up sense of humor, he gots zero style and zero game and is a total pushover.
by _Ozzy_doo November 21, 2023
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by credcarol6 January 4, 2023
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Peyton- I love to mew to daniel larson while eating nut butter and watching skibidi toilet with aiden
*peyton affect occurs{translated}*
me- you’re so beautiful and funny and hot and pretty and gorgeous
*peyton affect occurs{translated}*
me- you’re so beautiful and funny and hot and pretty and gorgeous
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Get the Peyton Hamilton mug.Peyton's usually are tall, slightly or severely depressed, and white. (If you encounter one that is fairly short, run away as fast as possible. They are not of the human species.) They also have severe anger issues and will not hesitate to cause physical harm towards one's body. They are also very stubborn. however, it is debatable whether or not a Peyton is athletic or lazy. The same goes for Trustworthiness. One thing is for sure though, Peyton's are not awesome, or nice. Take it from me! I would body slam someone out of sheer boredom!
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Hi, I'm Peyton. **Blows up**
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