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Millions of Milkshakes

Millions of Milkshakes is the latest celebrity bandwagon. It's an outlet at 8910 Santa Monica Boulevard (West Hollywood) that allows you to customise your own overpriced milkshake. But, even though you'll never have Barack Obama's power or Britney Spears' fame you can have a small piece of their world by purchasing a "Celebrity Shake" that they've specified. Basically, Millions of Milkshakes has thought this up to get people through the door. Millions of Milkshakes gets press. The celebrities get press. Win, win!

Wendy: "Hey, do you want to go to Millions of Milkshakes?"
Lucy: "Maybe another time, I don't feel like milkshake right now!"
Wendy: "Are you sure? Miley Cyrus went there once!"
Lucy: "Well, why didn't you say so? Of course I'll go to Millions of Milkshakes!"
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by ShudaGone2Specsavers May 23, 2009
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strawberry milkshake

the act of cumming in a girls face and hitting her in the nose
she yelled someone elses name so i gave her a strawberry milkshake in her sleep!
by mike e boy September 25, 2005
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Strawberry Milkshake

When a man is having sex with a woman on her period and he pulls out and ejaculates in her mouth, and she swallows the half blood half semen like substance.
Although your on your period, I'm going to cum in your mouth. Therefore, giving you a strawberry milkshake.
by Claytonicus Maximus July 3, 2013
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Quivering Milkshake

The act of "titty-fucking" a lactading woman.
She said "Screw the baby", and she let me give her a quivering milkshake.
by Drewwwwwww February 8, 2010
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Hot Milkshake

When a fart releases a combination of semen and lube
Just farted and some hot milkshake came along with it
by Frootz January 8, 2017
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farmshow milkshake

When a girl guzzles down a healthy amount of horse semen in front of group of paying costumers usually at a farm or stable.
The spectators watched as the girl took the full shaft of the horse's penis into her throat. One even said, "This is going to be the best farmshow milkshake I've ever seen!"
by Maru413 January 12, 2011
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Walking milkshake

When your stomach hurts and makes a sloshing sound.
I can't succ more bread, i feel like a walking milkshake.
by AlterLynx March 18, 2018
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