Rob Kardashianed

When the whole world knows that your sister is a whore, so you lose your mind and gain 300 pounds.

My dude was Rob Kardashianed when his sister started a premium snapchat.

by SuicideNote July 21, 2019

Kim Kardashian

a snippy bitch

omg she such a kim kardashian!

by LocalSalamander69 June 18, 2020

Kim Kardashian

The most plastic woman you'll ever meet.

Student: I have a question!
Teacher: What is it?
Student: If Kim Kardashian drowned, would it be plastic pollution?

by dracomalfoyswifey February 12, 2021

The Kardashian effect

It's when someone complains about how hard they have it, not to get OR take the help offered, but just simply because they want to get attention and create drama to show how hard they think they think they have it.

Especially useful on social media

Example: I’m stuck on the freeway car broken down, no one for miles, kids screaming in the back seat, my eldest has a disability and doesn’t understand and I have no mobile service but it dropped in enough to post this 😰

Response: Help offered by multiple people all turned down with the ‘ill solider on’, it’ll be ok’ or ‘this is my life I’m used to it’. And yet they can keep responding to said posts/texts. Oh, your suffering from the kardashian effect!

by Hsrat28 September 23, 2018

Kardashian lesbian

a female who favors the same sex but is unable to engage in handiwork, often through choice. often considered to fail as a lesbian.

She is such a kardashian lesbian, she wouldn't hang that bookshelf herself.

by WearyWarrior March 22, 2013

Kardashian-kissed

Term used to describe the intimate connection made with a person when you sit down on a toilet seat they previously warmed up.

"Uhg, I just Kardashian-kissed Mike from accounting."

"Jesus, how gross. My Uncle Ron got crabs from a truck stop that way... weren't there any other stalls? "

"No, dude, I couldn't hold it."

by otterpop206 December 14, 2013

kardashian workout

Going to the gym, sitting on a piece of exercise equipment and engaging with your cell phone.

I went to the gym today and couldn't tear myself away from Facebook. It was, a Kardashian workout.

by theecomicguy July 7, 2017