He is a very very very dumb but funny person. Probably has a microscofic dick and even smaller hair. Always lokking like a crackhead/bogan.
by THE SHLONGGGG May 14, 2023
Get the cruzmug. by Slimy Sock May 3, 2024
Get the Cruzmug. One of those gay friends you've encountered in class or even in a gay strip club. Jose is mental and has multiple disabilities that he has trouble understanding.
Marc: "Yo Jose what's 1+2"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"
by Black-Bandit June 9, 2018
Get the Jose de la Cruzmug. (Noun) Travel and vacation undertaken by a political representative in order to flee conditions in their district that their leadership has made intolerable, usually by means only available to them through special privilege that most residents cannot access.
"Another Texas GOP representative went on a Cruz to escape the blackouts." "Another one? Really?" "Yup, but not to Cancun; T
This one took a private jet to Florida and is claiming it was for a business meeting." "Hahaha. I wonder who will believe that excuse."
This one took a private jet to Florida and is claiming it was for a business meeting." "Hahaha. I wonder who will believe that excuse."
by Juxtaposician February 20, 2021
Get the Cruzmug. Emmanuel Haylett: Hey do you know who David Cruz is?
Sheyenne :No who is that
Emmanuel Haylett: He is the sexy black mexican kid ☺️
Sheyenne :No who is that
Emmanuel Haylett: He is the sexy black mexican kid ☺️
by daddy_dex October 9, 2020
Get the David Cruzmug. A degenerat weeb/furry. There camera roll is full of hentai and yiff And it’s the only thing they talk about
by Max-king August 27, 2020
Get the Cruzmug.