Douche Belt

A term/system allowing for identification and quantification of a person's douchiness, with degrees from 1 to 5 indicating subject's progress toward a state of ultimate douchebag-dom.

"Hey, check out that jackass with the muscle shirt and tribal band tattoo, leaning against his spotless 4x4 truck that's obviously never been taken off-road."

"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."

by Mattsooee October 10, 2012

belt of green

A green belt created by Leapercauns. It's is usually found in magic portals in Ireland.

Leapercauns wear this belt of green. I keep it in my magic closet

by Bread eater :) November 29, 2013

Belt Brand

The red indent in a person's under stomach from wearing a belt that is too tight. Belt Branding is common in the fat person community.

"I sat on an airplane for 5 hours this morning and stood up to the worst case of belt brand ever. It is still raw this morning."

by RyVal February 14, 2010

Belt mode

When some one is that wasted they undo there belt and pants start to fall down, whilst walking around slurring.

Look at him he is in belt mode

by Belt man March 15, 2019

belt club

A simple game played by players where one player whips the other with said belt. Primary locations for whips include the back and buttocks, however variations exist where whipping the chest or shins comes into play. In the latter instances, the whips can be lovingly referred to as "Chesties" or "Shinsies"

Hey Dan, want to get a game of belt club going after we polish off the rest of these beers?

Sure Trav, sounds like a plan, I owe you a couple shinsies from last time!

by TBonerTee May 14, 2018

Belt Cleavage

Another term for ass crack exposure the only difference being, we would like to see more. ~AB3

Sarah you have the best Belt Cleavage of any plumber we know.

by AB3 February 21, 2015

Boner belt

When a boner is used to hold up ones pants, in place of a belt.

"Dude, did you see Tommy?"
"Yeah. hes got a huge boner belt today"

by Purvanator November 2, 2014