London on the track

Hot and spicy diharrea

After the food festival i had bountiful amounts of london on the track

by daddydeals May 15, 2023

killer track

That one damn song that you can listen to forever and makes you feel like you could do anything.

''Hey Mikey are you listening to that AC/DC song again?''
''Yeah man, 'Ballbreaker' is definitely my killer track.''

by Ishamael11 July 29, 2017

Williamsburg Track

An educational career path which consists of a B.A. in Art History; followed by a M.A. in Creative Writing and a subsequent PHD in Mixology.

It is the choice career path of many Brooklyn residents.

Jedd's money in trust was contingent upon him continuing his education, so he decided to take the Williamsburg Track.

by pimp daddy eats pork September 24, 2018

track talk

Rumors

That’s nothing but track talk.

by Miss Garcia February 9, 2021

Laugh Track

How bad directors convince themselves that they're funny.

The effects of using a laugh track:

Y-yess... Imm funnyy.... a-aalll those people a-are l-laughing... BAWW HA HA HHAAWWW *cries*

by Mr. Awesome-er September 14, 2009

Grassy Tracks

when a girl gives you the best blowjob. However she does it softly because she has braces. after she sucks your dick, u feel relieved, and jizz in her face. as she opens her mouth, u finally see that u forgot to shave ur pubes and their stuck in her braces.

Oh shit, she had a bad case of grassy tracks last night.

She never brushed the pubes out of her soft mouth, and their sticking out like a 12" dick.

by the funniest fucking person January 31, 2010

Catchet Track

Catchet Track "kâht-chêt" (noun): A catchy ratchet song. Usually a ratchet is on the hook of the song. A song wherein one cannot undoubtedly deny that the song is tasteless, repetitive, and has a blatant disregard for the integrity of women...yet they will still shake their asses in the club just because it has a catchy tune.

(See urban dictionary for ratchet).

Ex: Uncle Luke made most of the Catchet Tracks of the 90's. Make It Rain by Travis Porter is an example of a Catchet Track for 2011.

by SoulLoop March 30, 2011