Ex Trap

The act of which an ex, whether it be boyfriend or girlfriend, tries to corner you into a situation using various methods, be it "to chill" or "just to talk," to either force you or make you heavily consider getting back together with them. Usually involves sex, kissing, and/or other forms physical contact in an attempt to re-ignite old feelings and trap you.

Josh: Dude, last night my ex called me to just chill and smoke with her, so I went, and we ended up having sex... and now we're back together. Fuck.

Jake: She just pulled an Ex Trap on you, bro, and you fell for it. You dumbass.

by Jorhan Stahl May 17, 2011

Capital Ex

That one ex you always think of first when someone says "your Ex". No matter how many ex-girlfriends or boyfriends you have, there is always going to be one who stands out in your memory, one who you always think about unbidden. Normally this is the ex who had the most serious relationship with you. The phrase "capital Ex" is used to differentiate.

The "E" is capitalized.

Rob: "Hey man, I ran into your ex today. Turns out she's lesbian now."
Jon: "Shelly?"
Rob: "No man, Jenny. Why do you always think I mean Shelly?"
Jon: "I don't know. I guess she's just my capital Ex."

No matter how many exes you have, there's always that one Ex.

by PimpinZ April 29, 2013

Ex-girlwife

"The" former girlfriend that you went out with for a long time, should have married but didn't, and today is the object of your secret, social-media only tryst. I mean, after all, you never see her anyway, even though you wish you could.

G: "Been in touch with Lucy?"
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."

by Sticky AKA January 22, 2015

Ex day

Today you must talk or sit with your ex boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or best friend.

Boy: can I sit here
Girl: why, we are ex’s anyway
Boy: it’s “Ex Day”
Girl: oh go ahead

by Alyssa Beaiky November 7, 2019

ex mom

When you can’t handle your mom and so you put her out of your life.

I have an ex mom

by Babygowild March 30, 2019

ex-girlfriend

a girl who has broken up with her boyfriend

He broke up with his ex-girlfriend.

by SweetDivaKay April 23, 2020

ex pest

One of those annoying exes who still feels the need to interfere in your present life..

Be it offering useless advice or generally sticking their nose in

"The ex pest has been on the phone again sticking her oar in where its not wanted"

by MrsDLT July 12, 2017