ex bond

The feeling that the people you roll with (ecstasy, ex, MDMA) are your closest friends; bonded through ex

After rolling, Sally and I have the craziest ex bond. I feel like she's one of my closest friends now.

by mayg August 22, 2011

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Ex day

Today you must talk or sit with your ex boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or best friend.

Boy: can I sit here
Girl: why, we are ex’s anyway
Boy: it’s “Ex Day”
Girl: oh go ahead

by Alyssa Beaiky November 7, 2019

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That one ex you always think of first when someone says "your Ex". No matter how many ex-girlfriends or boyfriends you have, there is always going to be one who stands out in your memory, one who you always think about unbidden. Normally this is the ex who had the most serious relationship with you. The phrase "capital Ex" is used to differentiate.

The "E" is capitalized.

Rob: "Hey man, I ran into your ex today. Turns out she's lesbian now."
Jon: "Shelly?"
Rob: "No man, Jenny. Why do you always think I mean Shelly?"
Jon: "I don't know. I guess she's just my capital Ex."

No matter how many exes you have, there's always that one Ex.

by PimpinZ April 29, 2013

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Ex-sexting

The act of sexting your ex-spouse or partner.

Man: "I can't make it with any babes here. I'm gonna text my old girlfriend."

His buddy: "Don't do it, man. No ex-sexting tonight."

by UWS124 October 20, 2012

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Ex-Chaser

Male or female that is notorious for dating friend's exes or people that friends have previously dated. Usually this person attacks almost immediately after a break-up to waste no time and doesn't care what anyone thinks about his/her actions.

Friend 1: Mike and Laney just broke up... and Mike's friend Joe is already messaging her on Facebook, WTF?

Friend 1: Dude, Joe did the same thing with the last chick I hooked up with. He's got no shame, total ex-chaser.

by Barbarella June 13, 2010

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