Booze control

Driving home perfectly after 10 pints

Don't worry Steve, I've activated booze control

by G1XXY August 11, 2016

camera control

The practice of safe-guarding oneself from the public humiliation that comes from the release of compromising photos. Normally used like "damage control."

Steve: "Do you remember what Jane did to Clint at that party last week? I totally got that on video, but I left my phone on the couch. When I got it back, the video was gone."

Mark: "Yeah, I don't know how she does it, but she's got great camera control. Nothing gets up with her in it."

by ShurikenJoe October 18, 2011

Colbert Control

When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.

Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.

by misszombie June 1, 2011

Controlled mistake

When people so perfect, so prestine, so accomplished, and immaculate; mess up just so they can see what it's like.

Evan: you just face timed me?

Joe: I didn't mean to

Evan: way to fuck up

Joe: sometimes I like to know what it's like to make a controlled mistake

by Jsquared4.0 December 9, 2012

Ground Control

The person in the group (who is either sober or (more rarely) uses the drug so much it hardly affects them) who watches over the others who may be under the effects of drugs, usually hallucinogens like shrooms or acid. Their job is to watch over everyone and make sure they’re safe. Most of the time, their job is to keep you from having a bad trip (panic attacks and stuff) and maybe acting rash.

“Just bagged some shrooms, who wants to be ground control?”

by iamthesandguardian September 24, 2023

Janky Controls

A mixture of bugginess, minor glitches, strange animations, bizarre control schemes and any other number of possible occurrences or abnormalities.

Fix the janky controls, friend! This could be a great game, those controls though..

by tKzp3ukghUvFnjkF February 28, 2022

Scuf Controller

A gaming controller with extra paddles/buttons, grip, and thumb sticks with the main purpose of being able to do in game things like, jump, switch weapons without lifting your thumbs from the sticks. Any controller like this is a scuf controller. The best brand of these are from SCUF.

Guy 1: yo bro what controller u use?
Guy 2: I’m on a scuf controller bro

by Poopmer7 January 3, 2021