Illume-Testudines

The action of fucking the brains out of a newborn turtle so hard that it starts glowing and ascending into the heavens, never to be seen again.

me and my home boy went out illume-testudines again, sorry mom, sorry my sister had to witness it

by BoogerAids July 14, 2023

ro ned Testad

When Testad is getting a bit aggressive with the females hes trying to seduce. These three words are the key to calm him down, so that he doesen't do something he will regret later in life.

Ta å ro ned Testad

by JoeBiden69 April 4, 2017

Smack the testes

When your gay

I love a jolly old smack the testes

by Daddysgayforkids October 14, 2018

Water Break Tester

A water break tester is an individual (usually black) who has dirty, greasy, or otherwise gross hands which ruin the surface of an aluminum part or panel that is having the water break test conducted upon it.

These fuckin' water break tester's are stinking up the classroom.

by Mike Osowski October 23, 2022

Topeka Taste Tester

To taste a finger, cock,dildo,or any other phallic shape after it has entered both the colan(man,or woman's)and vagina or any other orifice from another living creature during coitus

There is a hooker on 5th and Main who allows Topeka Taste Testers for no additional price.

by Finkdaddy McGill December 1, 2022

Breasties before testes

From parks and recreation, means girls before guys

Ann: are you sure youre ok that im going on a date with mark?
Leslie: Yeah! Im over mark, all that matters is that we’re still friends
Ann: Breasties before testes!

by Defsnotateenagekidrn March 24, 2023

European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.

“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”

by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023