Tessa

A dynamic woman who can face hard shit and keep her wits about her. A woman who can nurture spirits. Someone who knows the power of her energy. The best kind of teammate.

Yeah but are you a tessa though?

by Smashaluffigosus January 22, 2026

Dirty Tessaca

When she is short enough to blow you while standing up.

Damn! Look at that shorty over there! Hopefully she gives me a Dirty Tessaca later.

by Insanitation October 8, 2020

Hot tessa

When you squirt Dijon mustard up her butt and then have her fart onto a hot dog and eat it.

“I had the best hot dog last night”

“Was it a hot tessa?”

“Bro I wish”

by Hotdogz August 6, 2022

Dirty Tessa

When u gotta shove a cheesestick up ur butthole because lola and Chris stole your buttplug

Hey mom can we get some cheese at the store? I might have to do a dirty tessa…

by Poot69 March 13, 2023

Pulling a Tessa

Pulling a Tessa is when you do something so stupid and embarrassing that Tessa would only do.

Pulling a Tessa can be defined as, Oh look she/he just pulled a Tessa

Can also be defined as; oh she/he have done a Tessa

by CherryBakewell22 May 27, 2022