Williamsburg Track

An educational career path which consists of a B.A. in Art History; followed by a M.A. in Creative Writing and a subsequent PHD in Mixology.

It is the choice career path of many Brooklyn residents.

Jedd's money in trust was contingent upon him continuing his education, so he decided to take the Williamsburg Track.

by pimp daddy eats pork September 24, 2018

track down

Find after a difficult search

I don't know where she is. I'll try to track her down. I'll track down her for you.

by M.Kh September 27, 2017

2 track

Any path with 2 tire tracks leading into the woods / fields

I drove my truck on the 2 track on Mrs Smith prooerty

by Shan o mac October 13, 2021

Track Attack

When you jump out from behind a tree next to a bushwalking track and attack innocent bushwalking tourists to steal their water. This attack is usually launched during an unorganised bushwalk where you run out of drink yourself.

Unorganised bushwalker 1: You ready to launch this track attack?
Unorganised bushwalker 2: Yeah, lets go!
(both jump out from behind a tree and attack well prepared Swedish backpackers)
Unorganised bushwalker 1: We got the water! Leg it!
(both run away with water and leave swedish backpackers stunned and panting on the ground)

by Delfinator March 4, 2009

Laugh Track

How bad directors convince themselves that they're funny.

The effects of using a laugh track:

Y-yess... Imm funnyy.... a-aalll those people a-are l-laughing... BAWW HA HA HHAAWWW *cries*

by Mr. Awesome-er September 14, 2009

track 4

in schools with year round schedules, track 4 contains the stiffest, preppiest, think-they're-gods-greatest-gift-to-the-goddamn-planet kids. these kids stick their bottom lips out too much, play too many sports, think they're good at said sports, and think they're juicy cause they hang out with the other track 4 whores who are all 3s with no boobs. Track 4 people think that because they get 1000 likes on their doctored instagram photo that they're some big fucking deal and walk around the school like they own the place when really everyone outside of track 4 (track 3, 2, & 1) hate them and know how douchey they are. theyre just as bad outside of school where update: everyone STILL hates them!!

You: wow that kid seems like such a douche

some other dude: oh yeah he's a track 4 kid

by fast faggot March 25, 2017

Grassy Tracks

when a girl gives you the best blowjob. However she does it softly because she has braces. after she sucks your dick, u feel relieved, and jizz in her face. as she opens her mouth, u finally see that u forgot to shave ur pubes and their stuck in her braces.

Oh shit, she had a bad case of grassy tracks last night.

She never brushed the pubes out of her soft mouth, and their sticking out like a 12" dick.

by the funniest fucking person January 31, 2010