Tea cosied

The oppostie to tea bagging. A female straddles a mans head from behind while he is sitting upright.

"Dude, that lucky guy over there just got tea cosied!!"

by daffodil June 24, 2007

Jersey Tea

A mixed drink consisting of long island iced tea, except for instead of cola, you put in jaeger. So a jersey tea is equal parts vodka, gin, tequila, rum, triplesec, sour mix, and a splash of jaeger

Fish got tanked after kvk bought him that Jersey Tea. He deserved it for being such a POS

by flyingslooter July 5, 2010

hickory tea

Midwest slang for an ass whooping

(The ass whooping of all ass whoopings, If someone offers you hickory tea run cause that sum bitch is gonna hurt)

“Boy you want some hickory tea!?” -someone’s angry mother

by MidwestNegro July 9, 2019

Tea Floss

Tea Floss is the pubic hair stuck in your teeth after you've been tea-bagged.

"Wow, that guy's got a great tea bag. But the tea floss is a bitch."

by Stooge-on-BOL May 15, 2008

Hobbit tea

A seldom used Irish and UK phrase for leaving the tea bag in the cup when you make a cup of tea. reason for calling it Hobbit tea is cause it is Baggins (bag in) tea.

Jay - "Ally would you like a cup of tea"

Ally - "Yup, make it Hobbit tea"

Jay - "What now?"

Ally - "With the bag in, get it?"

Jay - "Ahhh Baggins, I get it, funny"

by JayoTeaGuy January 10, 2012

tea fucker

One who is enthused at the sight of tea, any British person

Those tea fuckers over there need to give us our independence.

by Marucci October 4, 2017

koala tea

a bastardized pronunciation of "quality" that functions as an adjective. made popular on tumblr. sometimes written as koalatea or koality.

you're such a koala tea person.

by weathereports October 16, 2010