Thicc meter

How to measure any DAT PHAT ASS by using two fine ass honeys...

The squad: dude what are you doing with your phone?!?!?!

Me: I'M using the THICC METER

The squad: wtf?!

Me: I'm simply looking at THICC Ass girl right here on her INSTA- and then I compare HER ASS BEWTEEN that CALI Girl KATY PERRY AND KIM "THE GIRL with the most below" Kardashian

The Squad: DAMN!!...thats some quantum shit, you should be teachin' classes about that.

Me: word THAT dawg.

by WATSZITOYA July 14, 2018

Vertically Thicc

A very tall boi with seemingly little fat. Instead of being stored horizontally, the fat is stored vertically.

Adam: Yo, Richard, why are you such a tall skinny legend?
Richard: I’m just vertically thicc

by Papa_Pimp January 24, 2019

Thicc Shock

When one visits from a country with few thickies and is overwhelmed by the numerous thickies in the country that one is visiting.

"Damn!! Tyrone, I am thicc shock by all the thickies I see here in Brazil."

by JoeJoeStar64 July 25, 2018

thicc haj

Funny as fuck like sooooo funny I think I died multiple times from laughing and is the most sweetest and caring person 🥺

Me: peaches is bae😍
Thicc haj : lit rally luv egg zackly

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Thicc haj : Haha this is so funny omg I almost spit out my venti Carmel Frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in Extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder

by Hiplsdontkillmelora:) December 20, 2019

Dummy thicc

When your so thicc the claps of your ass cheeks alert the guards

#1:hes so dummy thicc it's hard to not notice him

#2:*clap clap clap*

by Never_existed January 1, 2021

Jimmy thicc

Not just timmy thicc, a jimmy thicc big boi

"Damn that boi he thicc!"
"No, Gharold, he's jimmy thicc."

by Stan Key Bousi June 18, 2020

Advanced Thiccness

When a doggo far outweighs your average thicc boi, it becomes advanced thiccness.

When Sarah's friend shiba inu weighed 90 lbs, four times the average weight of a adult male shiba inu, it was a case of advanced thiccness.

by Baalx August 10, 2018