Tipsy Terms

A relational status between two individuals characterized by a refusal or disinclination to converse unless both are drunk.

Ever since that embarrassing incident last New Years, Sharon had been on Tipsy Terms with Greg.

by Linguist without a cause April 18, 2018

Texting Terms

When you and another person never call or even talk in person and only text instead.

person 1:Whats up with you and your ant?
person 2: oh we are on texting terms so even though we live in the same house we dont ever talk we just text from different rooms
person 1: oh shit thats rough

by xX1TopShotXx June 29, 2018

Sh-long Term Memory

To have a combination of short term memory and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

popular terms

Terms that are widely used that may include metaphors, similes, idioms, etc.

“Lit” and “yeet” are an example of a “popular terms”.

“Yo! Greta be yeeting that lit party!”
“My fellow friends, leteth thee use popular terms in thy words”

Or
“Lol, let’s hang with that britteney bitch.”

Lmfao I have no idea what I’m doing I’m just rlly bored. -creator

by Bored reptilian July 8, 2018

Smoke term memory loss

When you forget things because you smoke a lot.

Dude, you remember what happened last night?

Nah.

Dang. Smoke term memory loss.

by Djfirehawk14 July 28, 2018

Asshole terms

If it's short and makes you sound like a smart ass, then you're an asshole.
This also applies to terms that point out the fucking obvious, regardless of weather or not it's does anything for the conversation/question.

Can anyone tell me how to properly cook vegetables? PLEASE don't use any asshole terms.
Look it up on Google.

by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018