A behemoth, vicious worm-like leviathan. It is known to dwell in corn fields, and particularly in corn-field mazes.
The creature lies in wait, slithering slowly between corn stalks, out of site. Stealthy, agile, nearly invisible, it can swallow numerous people whole before any one of them notices their oncoming demise.
Often incorrectly thought of as a fairy tale, myth or rumor. The worldwide death count for corn worm-related fatalities is estimated at 200 or more per year.
The creature lies in wait, slithering slowly between corn stalks, out of site. Stealthy, agile, nearly invisible, it can swallow numerous people whole before any one of them notices their oncoming demise.
Often incorrectly thought of as a fairy tale, myth or rumor. The worldwide death count for corn worm-related fatalities is estimated at 200 or more per year.
Tony: "Hey, Rick. Let's go through the corn maze."
Rick: "No, man. Don't even joke around. Remember what happened to Tina?"
Tony: "Come on, man. No such thing as a corn wo--"
*a Corn Worm attacks, killing them both*
Rick: "No, man. Don't even joke around. Remember what happened to Tina?"
Tony: "Come on, man. No such thing as a corn wo--"
*a Corn Worm attacks, killing them both*
by BewareTheCornWorm October 18, 2009
Get the Corn Wormmug. by jennypappy November 15, 2019
Get the oh, worm?mug. Pretty self explanitory a cum worm is left over cum in your cock after an orgasm and it comes out while taking a piss.
by fuhco August 28, 2007
Get the cum wormmug. by JimTalbot April 17, 2009
Get the facebook wormmug. The female version of Ride the Bull. In the missionary position with girl on bottom, the girl wraps her arms around the guys back. She then screams that she has some type of STD, and she tries to keep insertion for as long as possible. an example is "I have AIDS".
by Haselly January 27, 2009
Get the Worm Wrestlingmug. The wooly worm is seen as the result of not being choosy enough when wanking.
The scenario is that you fancy a posh wank but have no condoms. Instead you decide to use a sock but unfortunatly choose one made from 100% Pure Wool. After "doing the deed" into the sock and removing your phallus, you find that fibres from the inside of the sock have mixed with the love juice and have now coated the one-eyed trouser snake in a sticky hairy coating making it look like a Wooly Worm.
No matter how hard you scrub, you'll be finding sock coloured hairs under your foreskin for days after (subject to not being Jewish)
The scenario is that you fancy a posh wank but have no condoms. Instead you decide to use a sock but unfortunatly choose one made from 100% Pure Wool. After "doing the deed" into the sock and removing your phallus, you find that fibres from the inside of the sock have mixed with the love juice and have now coated the one-eyed trouser snake in a sticky hairy coating making it look like a Wooly Worm.
No matter how hard you scrub, you'll be finding sock coloured hairs under your foreskin for days after (subject to not being Jewish)
Nate really should've been more careful and not chosen the M&S Wool Blend Sock as his weapon of wanking destruction the other night.
He found so many hairs stuck to his knob the following morning, it looked like a woolly worm
He found so many hairs stuck to his knob the following morning, it looked like a woolly worm
by Waterboy8535 June 18, 2009
Get the Woolly Wormmug. *Played "Railroad Wrath" in "Cuphead" and died trying to fight the Blind Specter in Phase 1*
Blind Specter: I can... see... into the future. You... will be... counting worms.
Blind Specter: I can... see... into the future. You... will be... counting worms.
by averagec15 November 25, 2017
Get the counting wormsmug.