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Corn Worm

A behemoth, vicious worm-like leviathan. It is known to dwell in corn fields, and particularly in corn-field mazes.

The creature lies in wait, slithering slowly between corn stalks, out of site. Stealthy, agile, nearly invisible, it can swallow numerous people whole before any one of them notices their oncoming demise.

Often incorrectly thought of as a fairy tale, myth or rumor. The worldwide death count for corn worm-related fatalities is estimated at 200 or more per year.
Tony: "Hey, Rick. Let's go through the corn maze."

Rick: "No, man. Don't even joke around. Remember what happened to Tina?"

Tony: "Come on, man. No such thing as a corn wo--"

*a Corn Worm attacks, killing them both*
by BewareTheCornWorm October 18, 2009
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oh, worm?

another way of saying “yea???” in a sense of not giving a fuck of what the other person is saying
Brandi was telling me how bad my grade was and i was just like ‘oh, worm?’”
by jennypappy November 15, 2019
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cum worm

The left over cum released while taking a piss after sex.
Pretty self explanitory a cum worm is left over cum in your cock after an orgasm and it comes out while taking a piss.
by fuhco August 28, 2007
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facebook worm

Some one who spends way too much time logged on to facebook.com
I never see her anymore, I don't think she leaves her house. She's become a complete facebook worm.
by JimTalbot April 17, 2009
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Worm Wrestling

The female version of Ride the Bull. In the missionary position with girl on bottom, the girl wraps her arms around the guys back. She then screams that she has some type of STD, and she tries to keep insertion for as long as possible. an example is "I have AIDS".
Corinne's first worm wrestling incident lasted only 4 seconds.
by Haselly January 27, 2009
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Woolly Worm

The wooly worm is seen as the result of not being choosy enough when wanking.

The scenario is that you fancy a posh wank but have no condoms. Instead you decide to use a sock but unfortunatly choose one made from 100% Pure Wool. After "doing the deed" into the sock and removing your phallus, you find that fibres from the inside of the sock have mixed with the love juice and have now coated the one-eyed trouser snake in a sticky hairy coating making it look like a Wooly Worm.

No matter how hard you scrub, you'll be finding sock coloured hairs under your foreskin for days after (subject to not being Jewish)
Nate really should've been more careful and not chosen the M&S Wool Blend Sock as his weapon of wanking destruction the other night.

He found so many hairs stuck to his knob the following morning, it looked like a woolly worm
by Waterboy8535 June 18, 2009
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counting worms

Being buried underground, occasionally with worms around you.
*Played "Railroad Wrath" in "Cuphead" and died trying to fight the Blind Specter in Phase 1*
Blind Specter: I can... see... into the future. You... will be... counting worms.
by averagec15 November 25, 2017
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