Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.

Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!

by ReaperB November 5, 2013

Sticker

What a tree uses for an adhesive bandage.

If a tree doesn't put stickers on that broken branch, that branch'll become a stick for sure!

by Buster Belair March 31, 2024

The Sticker

Running by cars (friends or not), finding the unsuspecting victim with his window rolled down, and slapping fresh cum on his face.

I just gave that pretentious bitch the sticker, and she started puking.

by StuWert May 16, 2008

spit sticker

A brimless hat worn by men who belong to the Jewish faith. It’s also called a Kippot or a Yamaka. . .

Not that guy, the one standing next to him wearing the blue Polo and the Spit Sticker.

by TrvlnNubian July 11, 2022

Green sticker

Some thing you stick on your shirt skin or any surface

I like your green sticker

by Daniel seavey lover loa1111 August 25, 2020

sticker-shock

The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.

I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

smoking your sticker

The synonym for “I’m not sucking your dick”

I’m not gonna smoke ur sticker just sounded like a “I’m not gonna give you head” thing to me so

(@v1ce.c1ty.mw)

Ex of smoking your sticker:
P1: Bae…cmon😁👀
P2: I’m not gonna smoke your sticker..

by Vicelamd January 15, 2023