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Perfect Shitter

An individual who eats foods he knows from experience digest easily and facilitate taking a perfect shit every day minutes after getting up in the morning.
Knowing how beneficial for her health it is to take a perfect shit each day, following her brother's advice for the first time in her life, Yvonne stopped eating bowel movement inhibiting foods—such as bread, rice, or pasta which is not whole wheat, dairy products and cow or chicken carcasses—and is becoming a perfect shitter.
by but for October 25, 2017
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rag shitter

A young or old person who must wear a diaper
Ima go see my baby mama and my 5 rag shitters
by birddog0077 December 14, 2011
mugGet the rag shittermug.

shitter's remorse

The feeling of remorse you feel after you think you finished taking a shit and you wipe and flush, and you realize you haven't finished.
As I stood up, a wave of shitter's remorse flushed over me as I realized - I hadn't finished.
by ass connoisseur January 10, 2014
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shitter clitter

She wipes back to front now she has a shitter clitter.
by BrandolphBallhaira January 15, 2018
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Tear shitter

This happens when someone takes a shit not suitable for the anus resulting in cries of pain.
Tear shitter- last night i ripped myself a new asshole after taking the shit.
by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014
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hitting the shitter

hitting the shitter, or hit the shitter, is synonymous with hitting rock bottom; your life is going down the drain
Mark started getting into heroin and unprotected sex with Serbian prostitutes, the guy even got evicted from his apartment last week. He's really hitting the shitter.
by Rion Smith March 13, 2016
mugGet the hitting the shittermug.

Horse Shitter

Someone who lies so much, they can't even remember what the truth is, or what lies they've even told. Every breathing word from the this mouthbreather is a complete lie.
My Ex is a complete Horse Shitter - that email from her was so full of shit she couldn't even remember the lies she told.
by TotesObvi October 14, 2015
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