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Max

Max is an amazing, caring, handsome and completely loveable boyfriend and person. He is selfless, cute, and extremely adorable. He likes to act tough around his friends and family, but behind closed doors he is a big baby. You will love him with all your heart and not regret one thing while you're with him. He's so sweet and considerate, he gives great hugs and most likely has an amazing, pretty big penis. My Max has brown, coarse, curly hair and is a genuine human. He has a great lips, beautiful green eyes, and a strong body. He will help you through anything, take care of you, give you a bunch of love, and wipe your tears when you cry. He's a great family man, boyfriend and best friend. Hold onto him, he's perfect. He knows how to fuck and he's an amazing kisser. He's awkward and worried at first because of his past relationships but will eventually learn to love again and worship the ground you walk on.
"Did you know she's dating Max?"
"No, really? Wow, what a lucky girl."
by am baby November 10, 2020
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Max

Super hot loyal babe, opens and responds in seconds, best body in his grade, hot, fucks men named Mikey
Holy shit you’re really going to town on Mikey! Is your name Max?”
by my_name_is_max January 29, 2021
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Max

Max is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.
Max is always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

Max is a Loser...

Also know as Dumb Fuck, Idiot, Fool, Dumb Ass, Dick Head, etc.
by Hottest man aka humberto January 2, 2020
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Max

Max is a one in a kind, he can be a bum but if anything he is most like a todd, although Todd wears k-mart jeans today he is a homo, max has anger issues with his Snapchat and whenever a JESS sends a HEE HEE and a picture of a Michael Jackson he blocks you, so go on and T-pose to him with a Michael Jackson picture glued to your head.
Max is awesome, unlike Sam (thanos) he is EPIC
by ToddWoreKMartJeansToday July 19, 2019
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Max

He is always trying to impress his girl.He plays football and soccer he is pretty good at it.He is cocky when it comes to education but other than that he is a amazing boyfriend!
Mr.d:max stop fighting with josh.
Max:(looks over at his girlfriend
by it was not me March 29, 2019
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Max

Max is a strong hearted individual who is not afraid to give his opinion , he is flirtatious with nearly everybody and is hard to stop thinking about. Everything about him from his brown eyes to his lush hair makes max a perfect partner. Maby if you actually make a move Abigail you guys might end up together. Also Brian is a Jew :)
Wow max is so much more attractive than Brian
by Adam has a small penis November 2, 2017
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Max

A guy who is really cocky but in reality has a very small dick. All he does is skate and sleep.
girl 1: That guy is so cocky but i bet his dick is actually small
girl 2: Bet hes a Max lol
by hockeyhoe July 2, 2019
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