John is nice and cares very much but always ends up the best friend but even though he wants more then being friends he still manages being a great friend with good relationship advice. He is what you call "boyfriend transparent". He would the best boyfriend but he is see through, girls can't see how great he is and just continues to have trouble with love even if a treasure is right in front of them.
by Transparent and hollow December 12, 2017
Get the Johnmug. 
John is loving, caring, very family oriented, hilarious, just a tad bit jealous, and a fucking awesome boyfriend. He treats his girlfriend like a queen, will love her probably more than she loves him, he will be super affectionate, and always want lots of love. He needs constant reassurance, he’s very insecure on the inside, he might have a childhood trauma that caused it. John, he’s athletic, probably plays basketball, he lives to make people laugh. He’s a sweet guy, super generous and kind, he’s always willing to help someone out.
Girl: who’s that guy?
Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice
Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud*
Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky
Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice
Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud*
Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky
by JuliusfromArea51 September 25, 2019
Get the Johnmug. The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.
by rocky bob August 15, 2018
Get the Johnmug. Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge
by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019
Get the Johnmug. 
by IsayTheNwordWithoutPass November 5, 2019
Get the Johnmug.