cooch spider

A head tingler or massager used to stimulate a girl's vagina.

Robby busted out the cooch spider on his girl last night!

by Billy Joel March 19, 2005

cooch model

Women who you've seen more of their cooch than your own.

Usually girls who pose in a squat or let photographers take such revealing angles like that. You would think they may be advertising said cooch.

a) Could be literally talking about a model
b) Or just an extreme alternative to "hussy"

Completely unrelated to porn.

Sometimes suicide girls, gravure models, tumblr camwhores, etc.

Also, joking around with friends: "Girl, your skirt is too short, don't be a cooch model!"

by TWOC November 16, 2011

Cooch Block

Similar to Cock Block, but a Vagina Block. When a female blocks other female from hooking up with a male cause found out that other female is interested in him. Instead, said female hooks up with male instead of helping out other female.

Jane was interested in John, but Jessica ended up cooch blocking Jane by hooking up with John cause Jessica saw that Jane was interested in him.

Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.

by infogrl July 27, 2011

cooch stocker

Person that deliberatedly searches for females round the age of 15 and 17.

(person a)DUDE WTF are you doing that chick's like seventeen still.

(person b)So?!

(person a) Man you'r such a cooch stocker

by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 8, 2009

Cooch coon

A cooch coon is a raccoon that is birthed from a woman (her cooch). The coon then grows up and goes to school just like any other child (He doesn’t know he’s different). On his first day, children start to make fun of him. They call him cooch coon.

Basically someone who looks very disgusting

“Woah man!! That’s not a crackhead.... that’s a cooch coon!!” says Nathan.

by Deluxehotdogeater September 19, 2018

Cooch Pooch

The part of a man’s belly that hits the perfect spot when you’re on top, providing the perfect place to rub your cooch

I didn’t fully understand why women opted to consistently go for softer men until I went on a date with one and my clit hit the cooch pooch

by Meeka2493 February 27, 2021

cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.

Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."

by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010