mastadon claw

a disfigured vagina wherein a long hanging meat hook sags from both vagina lips in various lengths. historians and scientists are still working to find out whether this is a mutated clitoris or just extra skin within the depths of the glory hole. one thing is certain, this abomination of the poon is the mark of a true whorebag.
"Dude, I was pulling Kyla's panties off last night, and her mastadon claw was like pow...right there in my face. It was so gross. I totally kicked that bitch to the curb...she's obviously a whore."

"My mastadon claw itches."

by italian in the capitol January 31, 2008
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Dragon Claw

When your fuckin a bitch doggy style and you extend two knuckles on your right or left fist and punch her in the back of the neck while thrusting foward and yell a chinese kungfu yell!
Did you hear i dragon clawed your bitch last night? She loved it.
by The Dragon Clawer February 11, 2009
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Bear Claw

When a guy is doing a woman from behind and is taking too long to finish (whisky dick). After a prolonged period of boredom and frustration the woman eventually becomes enraged (like a mama bear defending her cub). She then reaches between her legs and squeezes his sack as hard as she can until either he finishes or escapes.
Barry had total whisky dick last night and took forever. I finally had to give him the bear claw.
by Beer Poo November 03, 2011
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bear claw

When nailing a girl from behind, you put your thumb in her ass and squeeze your fingers into her lower back just like a bear claw.
While fucking her from behind, I gave that bitch a bear claw.
by Dr Hurtt December 24, 2014
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Jew Claw

The term used to describle the hand or 'Claw' of someone jewish, originaly from Borat! The term later developed on DoE and has been comonly accosiated with James!
Sam 'pass us some sweets'
James 'Ahh jew Claw
Sam 'The claws taken them all'
by Gabe93 June 15, 2008
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Peacock's Claw

When the nipple is siezed by all five nails and pulled outwards, the nail marks around the breasts are known as the peacock's claw.
My girl was so turned on when I gave her a peacock's claw last night.
by js82jumper April 19, 2010
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Lobster Claw

The act of grasping a girls ass and pussy at the same time. Your thumb is on her ass and the remaining fingers are on her pussy.
I met this girl at a club and when she turned to get a drink I gave her the Lobster Claw. Instead of getting a drink, she pulled me into the bathroom where I not only Lobster Clawed her somemore, but did it with her pants off.
by the wrEcKless 1 January 05, 2011
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