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suburban thug

a person, usually a white guy from ages 12-17 who wears all nike/adidas/gap/some kind of sports brand and shops for that brand religiously during school hours. disrespectful, thinks hes good at sports. reposts vary from religious ones to thug life female objectification content. says 'ight' unironically even in texts.
Daniel saw a kid dapping up a random kid, shove him, and get yelled at. he wore pink nike shorts and a white nike shirt of course. "Damn. thats some suburban thug behavior right there"
by tubby.dan January 28, 2025
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semi-suburban

An adjective to describe those areas that are still within Chicago's municipal boundaries, but possess some characteristics that are typically found in the suburbs (especially the inner and "first-ring" suburbs).

Lot sizes are larger, houses contain well-manicured lawns in the front as well as in the back, a good portion of the residents are either city or county workers, there still are numerous public transit options but a majority of the transportation is car-centric, and most buildings are four stories or less.

Some examples include Edison Park, Beverly, Edgebrook, Morgan Park, Mt Greenwood, and Norwood Park.
Bob and his wife want to a buy a bigger house that's still in the city so they're looking in those semi-suburban areas.
by JustAnotherNeighbor June 6, 2024
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Suburban Load

Used by Australian long haul truck drivers

To be stuck at home while waiting for their next load or job/miss being on the highway
Steve said to his mate “geez mate I have got a suburban load while I’m waiting for my next job
by Redbull0sugar July 1, 2024
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Suburban Blinker

A suburban blinker is when you take one pull from a thc/weed cartridge or disposable then hold it in and take another pull, before you exhale take a french inhale from a nicotine device.
Yo bro that suburban blinker was deadly. I think I might try to take a suburban blinker where's the nic?
by OurPatron July 17, 2024
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Suburban Underground

I know how the game goes, Because I have to play it with humans. Time has its limits. Life is so gambled, No one can give you a second life. You have to discover the truth by yourself, Because no one tells you. I cook myself a good dish, Because I come from Italy. Oh, you're hungry? But have you ever skipped meals? On my drain, I put a few berries of tobacco, on the paper, Spread the fat properly. Yes. You need to choose the right number. I take the good portions Yes. Take good pieces, High ranks, I dont do circuits. Feel me. A lot of parts are needed on the docks, Second. You've not attempted the incapacity to find the chemistry, In success, there is no succeeded.🥀🥀
by getfuncked April 13, 2025
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Suburban-trauma

Trauma occurring in blatantly suburban things, ex: drunk parent at soccer practice. Often further developed by gaslighting because it’s not gang violence or it “could be worse.” Commonly in relation with parents, substance abuse, and the legal system. Additionally kids are often in denial or extremely defensive when someone brings up how that thing or event wasn’t normal.
A: “Remember that time dad drunk drove to your soccer game and got into a screaming match with grandma?”
B: “Yeah we’ve got that suburban-trauma…”
by GenZgirl_slang April 27, 2025
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Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.
John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.
by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025
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