Soldier smoking

When in a toking circle and two members pass the blunt back n forth between each other...instead of passing on to the left....
Left. Right. Left.

Oi, are you two Bogarts Soldier smoking that thing??

by Trichomey October 7, 2019

Santa's Stocking

To ejaculate into somebodies sock as a practical joke

After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc

Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.

by O'Shay June 17, 2008

what are you smoking?

when someone thinks you may be acting weird due to drugs, mostly said as a joke and they probs dont rlly think ur on drugs. say this to people when they say cringy crap or are just weird.

owen: what are you smoking? LOL
mike: I'm smoking your mom

by MonicaChan April 19, 2022

smoking is bad for you

A phrase that wankers, cock suckers, preps, and fuck wits cannot help but utter when they see a smoker happily enjoying a cigarette.

A) Smoking is bad for you.
B) Holy shit! This stuff is bad for me?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!?! Oh wait, there's a FUCKING WARNIGN ON THE SIDE OF THE PACK, WHICH I SEE EVERY GODDAMNED DAY! PISS OFF, YOU COCK-SUCKING-PREPPY-ASSED-FUCK-WITTED-WANKER!

by Tony Rocky Horror January 3, 2004

Stoping short

slaming the brakes of your car so that u can grab the breast of the women next to u by pretending to stop her from flying forward

I heard Jenny's date was stoping short on her at every stop sign

by supergoose94 March 30, 2009

smoking up

to "toke"; to smoke marijuana.

yo!dude!! we were just smoking up, where the fuck where you??

by sh0tybumbati June 18, 2009

smoking ass

The act of aggressively beating your friends in monopoly. To have such a commanding lead, the other players are willing to get down on their knees, spread open your anus, and have a feeding frenzy on. your brown eye, for some property

Hey honey, I'm really smoking ass in monopoly over here!

Last night i smoked so much ass!

by Chuck Javers November 30, 2016