An act by a large muscular man, with a contradictory name, in which he smashes you to pieces when you say something so retarded, you really shouldn't be in his presence.
Guy Hey Sprinkle! I think the reason Christianity developed is because of Hailey's comet, is it?
Girl Shutup Guy, he's about to Sprinkle Smash you.
Girl Shutup Guy, he's about to Sprinkle Smash you.
by 151245 December 14, 2013
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by Scoobyjew July 20, 2015
Get the Dolphin Sprinkles mug.When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.
Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.
by Aeserius December 10, 2016
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by randomglowstick November 23, 2015
Get the Gnome Sprinkles mug.A gift that a closeted boss gives his employee with the intention of getting in his pants, even though both men are married with children.
"You have done so much for the company. I know you have a child on the way, so on behalf of the company, I'd like to buy you a stroller. Sprinkle Gift ;)
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