(verb) the act of collecting insects (preferably spiders) and putting them into a jar which will then be presented to the your sex partner after ejaculating (anywhere you choose) and then dumping the jar of spiders on the impact zone, then jumping around her/him saying “thwip”
person 1 : I cant belive my boyfriend came on my face and them dumped A WHOLE JAR of spiders on my face and then jumped around the bed pretending to be spider man!
person 2: Oh you didnt know? thats actually CALLED the spiderman, I wish MY boy friend would do that to me!
person 2: Oh you didnt know? thats actually CALLED the spiderman, I wish MY boy friend would do that to me!
by noodlesoupsandwich November 17, 2021
When your getting a blowjob and you pull out right before climax. You say "thwip" then you blow your load on their mouth sealing it shut.
by The spiderman September 19, 2018
when you wake up the next morning after a one night stand and the girl is still in your bed so you go into a spider-man like pose with your feet towards her and push her off.
Jake: Yeah, this girl was still in my bed the next morning so I had to SpiderMan her out of my bed.
Drake: Oh man, you totally SpiderMan'd her.
The SpiderMan, when you push a girl out of your bed after a one night stand
Drake: Oh man, you totally SpiderMan'd her.
The SpiderMan, when you push a girl out of your bed after a one night stand
by urbanboy12515 August 27, 2018
by yeahhhhhsirrrr December 16, 2023
When a male ejaculates in their partner's eye and pulls back quick enough to pull their contact out.
by LakelandWoman April 29, 2023
getting drawn on by other people when you pass out at a party. the design they draw is like spiderman.
by spiderman-er June 23, 2010