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sperm wow ! 

A Knock-off sham wow that you use right after you masturbate to get the sperm off the floor and every where else it is so your parents, brothers, sisters, etc. don't find any trace of sperm.
Damn i got sperm on the wall, good thing i have a sperm wow !

Sperm Helmet 

High end bike helmet that makes the rider appear to be a huge sperm. It is worn by bikers and triathletes alike to show they have more money than the other athletes.
"Hey check out that jack-ass with the sperm helmet"

sperm daddy 

Someone who is a dad by their sperm which was used to fertilized the egg, but they are a terrible father. So bad of a father that one doesn't want them to be named as their father, so they would use 'sperm daddy.' Just because they are the sperm to your egg and nothing more.
No this is my sperm daddy. He was never a real father to me. He just produced the sperm.

Sperm Belly 

A woman who as anal sex so much her belly is filled with sperm
Jim: Kelly take's up the butt so much her guts must be filled with sperm.
Mike: Yeah! She's just a little sperm belly.
Sperm Belly by Jones1082 April 24, 2010

sperm fag 

A sperm fag is a gay male who is a pussy who loves to swallow cum. he goes to frat parties and sucks off guy after guy to swallow as much as cum as he can. Swallowing makes him feel like a girl which he wishes he was.
He is such a sperm fag he sucked off ten jocks at the frat last night and squeeled like a girl as he swallowed.
sperm fag by fratdudeny 27 November 22, 2010

sperm biscuit 

the act of ejaculating into biscuit batter before cooking it, then possibly tricking a dumb bitch into eating it
i tricked her into eating sperm biscuits! mmmm mmm good!