spaghetti creampie

First you would need to make a mold of your dick then you would wrap that mold in spaghetti and freeze it, next you take the mold out and put your penis inside the frozen spaghetti condom. After that you just start fucking and when the spaghetti is basically all the way de-thawed you cum through it creating a spaghetti creampie. Eating the spaghetti and doing a lady n the tramp type situation after wards is highly recommended but optional.

My first time in Italy I enjoyed a spaghetti creampie with one of the locals.

by creampocalypse September 14, 2019

Spaghetti Cuck

Somebody who likes to watch other people eat their spaghetti

That guy Tyler is a spaghetti cuck

by SlipperyBear February 2, 2018

Jolly spaghetti

It means that you are someone's comfort.

Jolly spaghetti in one's life is being the rest to one's long and tiring day.

"You are my jolly spaghetti."
"I want you to be my Jolly spaghetti."

by fishymolly08 January 20, 2022

Spaghetti Felcher

(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass

(modern) Consuming colon macaroni

I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you

by @ Pope Pesci XVII October 15, 2016

Spaghetti Surprise

When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.

My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.

by Marky Benjamin June 7, 2010

Spaghetti fork

Is a sexual act Where a girl Wraps her hair around a penis like spaghetti on a fork

Damn last night my girl gave me a spaghetti fork to get me going

by Spaghettifork April 28, 2020

spaghetti kick

The act of appearing to Roundhouse Kick a combatant, while in actuality missing their head with your foot entirely, instead opting to bluntly strike your opponent in the face with ones excessively large dong on the follow through

“yo stfu or ill spaghetti kick the shit outta you”
“With that tiny ass weenor ya got? Yeah, ok”

by Hans P. Dingleberry M.D May 27, 2021