Somalian Sunflower

When a guy, who is either having intercourse or receiving oral sex from a black woman, pulls out as he is going to blow his load and shoots it directly into the centre of her face. He then slaps her across the face and the cum spatter created by the slap produces a sunflower-like design. Hence the Somalian Sunflower.

Yo man, I took that chick Boomsheika home with me last night. It got so wild that right at the end I felt like I had to give her a Somalian Sunflower. So I did....and she loved it.

by VinegarStrokes April 21, 2009

SOML

Abbreviation for Shit On My Lawn used by few people in the Upstate NY area.

Did u see that fuckin dog take a SOML?

by eatyellowsnow March 15, 2004

somal

An acronym standing for "sitting on my ass laughing". Used as an alternative to laughing out loud or rolling on the floor laughing. Preferred because it is both more accurate and can be pronounced outloud or in ones head.

"That's not Nutella he's eating." "somal."

by jonathan muskateer November 3, 2005

Somalian Stunner

The art of farting while recieving oral sex

I somalian stunnered her right after ass to mouth

by bigdirtay August 27, 2009

sofl

Squirm on floor laughing

Cletus Clopper: I'm so cool.
Gary: Sofl, kthnx no.

by Nippalony July 31, 2005

SOML

abbreviation for Shit On My Life.

person one: OMG WE HAVE A MATH TEST TOMORROW?!
person two: yeah didn't you know? she said it in class like eight times.
person one: no! you know i don't listen in that class! SOML!

by jasminefosho. June 7, 2009

somple

drop dead sexy. loves to workout. nd luvs his girlfriend Kaitlyn, who everyone is jealous of ;

"sex with somple was amazing last night!" - a common phrase

by somplicious January 15, 2009