Soccer

Supposed to be a great sport, but everyone who plays is too cocky and stuck up for their own good.

Person 1: have you seen ... I think she plays soccer
Person 2: ya its obvious she's way too cocky and annoying, I don't want to be around her

by _Makaela April 18, 2019

Soccer

A form of team game played with an oval ball on a field marked out as a gridiron. Points are scored mainly through touchdowns and field goals. Each side has eleven players on the field at any time.

"How was the soccer game? Did you win?"

"The soccer game was great. We indeed won."

by 7 Rings Lover April 20, 2019

Soccer

The sport where you don’t actually know when someone is hurt or is just whining for the player to get a yellow card.

Soccer

by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019

soccer

gay

Me- I play soccer" ----- Man with shirt rolled up to make a bra runs at me.

by Stinky36 December 3, 2019

Soccer

Soccer is the most gay sport on planet. Because u only run and kick a ball. No defense & no major skill needed. In fact Soccer player are jerking off on gay porn. And they all have small dicks.(last year there was a pic of chiellinis dick).Usually they only can run fast. They can't jump and are weak little pussies.

Dan: "I play soccer and I have a very small dick."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."

by GaySoccerDudeWithSmallDick January 30, 2020

Soccer

A game Brazilians take way too fucking seriously.

Those damn Brazilians are calling it god damn football. IT’S SOCCER.

by Nerdier_Sushi February 20, 2020

Soccer

The sport the biggest pussies in the world, they are all soft pieces of shit.

You play soccer, fucking pussy

by soccerisforpussies123 October 23, 2020