by Special K Spacewalks June 03, 2009
by simon klucinskis November 06, 2009
stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.
by timmyhidthebodies March 15, 2017
When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.
Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.
Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.
He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!
Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.
He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!
by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010
You and midget meet.
Midget looks somewhat appealing to you.
You take midget to your place.
You open a can of blue paint and keep it close by.
You and midget have sex in many positions.
Just when midget is not looking, you pour paint over their head.
Midget now looks like a Smurf.
Brag to your friends that you actually went Smurfing!
Midget looks somewhat appealing to you.
You take midget to your place.
You open a can of blue paint and keep it close by.
You and midget have sex in many positions.
Just when midget is not looking, you pour paint over their head.
Midget now looks like a Smurf.
Brag to your friends that you actually went Smurfing!
by ialreadyhaveanamedamnit December 27, 2010
Someone in the MOBA game 'League of Legends' who pretends to be a higher rank than he is and turns out to be fucking shit and ass at the game.
by TheWalkingUrbanDictionary April 16, 2015