Cokie Smurf

Wonderful and lovely person who just happens to have a coke habit and smurfish qualities
Abi is such a Cokie Smurf its jebbs
by Special K Spacewalks June 03, 2009
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smurf pump

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue
"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"
by simon klucinskis November 06, 2009
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smurf tube

the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.
stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.
by timmyhidthebodies March 15, 2017
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hefty smurfing

When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.
Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.

Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.

He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!
by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010
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Smurfing

The intentions of having sex with a midget covered in blue paint.
You and midget meet.
Midget looks somewhat appealing to you.
You take midget to your place.
You open a can of blue paint and keep it close by.
You and midget have sex in many positions.
Just when midget is not looking, you pour paint over their head.
Midget now looks like a Smurf.
Brag to your friends that you actually went Smurfing!
by ialreadyhaveanamedamnit December 27, 2010
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smurf

by BrooklynBarbz September 01, 2010
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Platinum Smurf

Someone in the MOBA game 'League of Legends' who pretends to be a higher rank than he is and turns out to be fucking shit and ass at the game.
by TheWalkingUrbanDictionary April 16, 2015
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