Siomka

A person who enjoys the repulsive smell that occurs post anal climaxing sex.

She must be a siomka.

by Meat Lab Princess March 19, 2013

Slooky

Slooky means being really fucking retarded

Person A: he being so damn slooky

Person B:he skip some grades

by MinnieTheMouse June 14, 2015

Slomp

Scientific name for a group of cats

The neighborhood slomp was terrorizing the milk man, trying to steal his dairy goodness.

by Squanchy2 October 3, 2017

Slomp

Noun: A highly trained sloppy Flomper in sloth-like Flomping.

Verb: To act out a Flomping action in a sloppy and methodically lazy or slow fashion.

Adjective: Slow and sloth-like flomping characteristics.

Noun: “Oh man, that Potato is such a Slomper”

Verb: “ Gee-wiz, is she Slomping that task, again?”

Adjective: “They were Slomped beyond acceptable limits upon arrival”

by Flomp King January 15, 2021

Slomped

When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.

"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.

by I_uKe January 30, 2021

slonk

(verb)

- To party hard.

Related forms:

(adjective) slonking
- Imparting a sensation of relentless force.

(noun) slonker

- A peak-time dancefloor romper.

"I'm looking forward to tonight's slonk."

"That DJ sure played a ridiculously slonking set."

"This badboy is an absolute slonker."

by Tom Field October 6, 2012

Slork

A person that has stolen or steals other people's partners.

"You're such a slork."

"He slorked off with my girlfriend!"

"Stop slorking around."

by HannahShortt February 15, 2009