Screen-shit

Screen-shit is a term used for when a person is on top of a glass table, and their partner is underneath the see-through table and the person defocates onto the glass as their partner watches for sexual arousal

Dude, me and this chick were hot and heavy when she asked me if I wanted to do a screen-shit

by WashingtonsComb November 6, 2021

Silk Screen

When you jizz in a girl's eyes without her knowing so you can escape without her seeing you leave!

I ejaculated in her eyes giving her a Silk Screen making it easy for me to get away without her seeing

by TheDeuce1190 July 8, 2020

Screen banger

Some one who has sexual relationships with screen doors for pleasure

dave:did you see ol' man jankens
num nuts:no why?
dave:he have become a screen banger

by bigbuttballer69 October 3, 2011

Squad screening

When 2 or more people simultaneously and intentionally start watching a movie or series together (e.g. as a form of spending time together) even though they are not in the same house, city or country

Last night my friend and I were squad screening a movie when my power went out and then she stopped watching too so we could both catch up at the same time when my power went back on again…

by ZoëK October 31, 2023

Privacy-Screen

A commonly used office device for your computer screen. Initially used for "privacy". Now more commonly used to goof off at work without having to worry as much about shoulder surfers or your boss checking what your working on.

My job has been so stressful lately, but now that I got this new privacy-screen I don't have to 'look' busy all day. It's great!

by warcraftwoman August 2, 2010

screen perving

Playing with another person on the same screen using 'splitscreen' and continuously watching the other persons part of the screen in an attempt to use it to your advantage.

John is playing call of duty with his brother, Bob, on the same TV using splitscreen. John cannot find where Bob is on the screen, so he looks at Bob's part of the screen, finds his location by screen perving and kills him. John is a screen pervert.

by urbanofficialwords22 November 23, 2016

Blue Screen

When your computer is either infected with a virus or has had an error. Basically a windows orgasm

Friend 1: Bruh my computer just blue screened what do I do.
Friend 2: Take that shit to at&t

by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022