scotty surprise

when a guy is taking a girl from behind, he spits on her back near to finishing to make her think he blew on her back and when she turns around the guy blows on her face

scotty v inventor of the scotty surprise

by tango alfa November 20, 2010

Scottied

The act of bringing FUBAR to an entirely new level. Similar to Murphy’s Law, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but completely due to ones own actions.

That guy was eating a piece of chicken and completely Scottied. He had to have surgery to remove the bone from his throat.

He was putting up a deer stand and Scottied. Still not sure how he broke his thumb strapping in a deer stand.

While attempting to cook dinner, that dude Scottied. Oven caught fire and almost burned down the house.

by Sierratwohotel June 18, 2018

Scotty Hinrichsen

A rude, Careless person. An awesome big Brother, but a Stupid guy. Has an Amazing Girlfriend. oh man. hes a good friend. usually walks in a "gangster" style.

"it s a bird, its a plane, no! its Scotty Hinrichsen!

by Kristinicole March 3, 2009

Scottie

Dark skin male and can take rough anal for an abnormal amount of time.

“Scottie got that tight one”

by {Insert Here} June 2, 2022

Sloppy Slotty Scotty

A slip n slide, but instead of water, it’s sloppy slot juice!

Oh man, last night I did a Sloppy Slotty Scotty and I can still smell it.

by brosef91 November 19, 2022

Dirty Scotty

When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.

Shagging the Mrs last night and wasn't going well so had to give it the old 'dirty scotty'

by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025

Taking Scotty For A Walk

Using the restroom. The act of a male going potty.

Sorry I’m late, I was taking Scotty for a walk first.

by Random Scotty April 7, 2022