An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.
Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?
by Kyle McHugh September 06, 2023
life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 26, 2022
scottie the reaper comes from the shadows of texas in the dark a stand alone amazing conceptual artist, no true way to define or understand his art because he has never said anything in depth about it. it speaks for itself.
by prestin33 April 09, 2021
by Kids on Bike Fan June 24, 2019
When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.
by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025
When you get out the shower you are so tired from a days work you take a nap on the sofa ,then you wake to find your faithful pet highland terrior licking your privates and you instantly bellow to him "scotty no"
SCOTTY NO !!!!
by Cricklewoodssifbfb March 17, 2016
Oh no he's doing a Scotty
by Ginger dancer July 24, 2015