Schrödinger's Wuss

People who make triggering posts online but made it vague enough that people wouldn't be able to tell if it was sarcastic or not. A schrödinger's wuss will retract his/her statements if the post backfires on them. They can usually be found in facebook groups and forums discussing video games.

That schrödinger's wuss just claimed that his post was sarcastic and was made to show how easily offended the people of the community are. What a joke!

by Dangodingo September 20, 2021

Schrödinger's Gender

When someone has every gender and no gender at the same time.

They have all genders and no gender, they have Schrödinger's Gender.

by DecidiousGreens June 23, 2024

Schrödinger's Adjective

A made-up, highly nuanced adjective that is uttered or written in the moment to simplify a concept. However, whenever the adjective is analyzed, it loses all meaning.

Useful in over simplifications or dubious descriptions.

1: Soccer is just football but with "feet-hands", ya know?
2: Oh yeah, I guess so...
2: Wait, what do you mean by "feet-hands"?
1: I have no clue, guess it was a Schrödinger's Adjective

by foothands29 December 8, 2018

Schrödinger's cypher site

Whatever site your cypher settup is on, the enemies will always go the the other one.

I set up on B 5 rounds in a row and they went A for all of them, its schrödinger's cypher site again

by The valorant man August 25, 2025

Schrödinger's VAT

A circumstance when being billed where you suspect VAT both has and hasn't been charged, with both simultaneously being true until the Inland Revenue looks into it.

That could be Schrödinger's VAT on your scribbled bill.

by Greenplanetfish October 25, 2022

Schrödinger's Wokeness

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously in need of being "updated for modern audiences".

Person 1: Dude, everything is always been woke! But we also need to change them so that nobody today gets offended.
Person 2: Sounds like Schrödinger's Wokeness: everything always was - and never was - woke. smh...

by ClownWorld20XX April 10, 2024

Schrödinger's Populist

A thoughtless political experiment in which contradictory and counterproductive governance creates a society so fragmented and chaotic that its leaders are only mocked rather than overthrown.

Alexander Boris DePfeffel Johnson is the archetypal Schrödinger's Populist.

by Professor Arsegarp July 23, 2021