The number scale that rates the magnitude of the poop that one took. Much like the Richter Scale, 1.0 being weak and 10 being EPIC.
by Cockmcgee May 21, 2009
Get the Shitcher scale mug.A scale used to determine how infatuated you are with a certain someone.
1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.
1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.
Person 1: Bruh, you like that girl?
Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.
Person 1: I got you bruh.
Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.
Person 1: I got you bruh.
by caonima December 15, 2013
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A scale that measures the severity of a male's negative characteristics; method of measurement for a male's 'prick-like" behavior.
by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen October 30, 2014
Get the Prickter Scale mug.Scale of 1-10 defining the urgency of the need to urinate. This is an exponential scale, meaning the further you progress through the scale the faster the denominations increase. This frequently occurs when travelling into Canada's largest city by car at rush hour.
1 - Not needed
2 - Slight sensation the in the back of the mind
3 - Hmmm, think i have 30mins
4 - Ok, might need to go soon
5 - T-Minus 20 mins
6 - Ok seriously where did the last 10 minutes go
7 - Shit 4 minutes
8 - Ok guys this isn't funny
9 - Fuck there's no way out
10 - Acceptance...anyone got a towel
1 - Not needed
2 - Slight sensation the in the back of the mind
3 - Hmmm, think i have 30mins
4 - Ok, might need to go soon
5 - T-Minus 20 mins
6 - Ok seriously where did the last 10 minutes go
7 - Shit 4 minutes
8 - Ok guys this isn't funny
9 - Fuck there's no way out
10 - Acceptance...anyone got a towel
--Hey Man, I think i need a piss
--How bad is it?
--About a 7 on the Toronto scale
--Oh shit, we've got 4 minutes!!!
--How bad is it?
--About a 7 on the Toronto scale
--Oh shit, we've got 4 minutes!!!
by Number17 June 21, 2014
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18-21 -cub
22-29-wolf
30-39- mustang
40-49-stallion
50-59- coyote
60-68 -golden jackal
69 -pooch
70-79- husky
80-89-bull
90-99-bear
100 + -polar bear
18-21 -cub
22-29-wolf
30-39- mustang
40-49-stallion
50-59- coyote
60-68 -golden jackal
69 -pooch
70-79- husky
80-89-bull
90-99-bear
100 + -polar bear
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Get the kardashian scale mug.Indigo Sclerosis, or IS, is a short term disease that cant affect your brain, spinal cord, and the optic nerves in your eyes. It is a very rare variation of singular sclerosis. This condition is completely asymptomatic and it is particularly difficult to diagnose. Only by close inspection of the sclerosis will one find a sleight discoloration.
Sammy: Did you hear Matt was diagnosed with Indigo Sclerosis?
Mark: Yeah, he told me he was tired of explaining it to people over and over and that he wished there was more information about it available on the internet.
Mark: Yeah, he told me he was tired of explaining it to people over and over and that he wished there was more information about it available on the internet.
by Dixon_Ticonderoga January 5, 2017
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