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Scarlet Knight

The mascot for the New Brunswick campus of Rutgers University. Also known as the Ultimate STD you can get at Rutgers. This disease originated from the skips skap scallywags, scaggs, tricks and marks of the university. A STD that is extremely horrible and only second to Gonoherpesyphilaids. You catch this infection through sexual contact, extreme dry humping, or serious mucus to mucus membrane touching with the freakier and dirtier the act, the easier it is contracted.

The crazy thing is if engaging in the act with a carrier of the disease, it can only infect you if you are on campus ground (greek row and the campus town around it counts too). Sex with the person outside of campus will only give you a normal STD, but the same regretful feeling in your body, hopeless look on your face and burning sensation on your genitalia. It was given this name not only because of the mascot for the school, but because 2-3 weeks after getting it you feel pain on your junk like you're being stabbed by a sword and blood clots appear that bleed frequently along with a severe rash, which even in the dark glow a bright scarlet red.

Other names include Scarlet K, S.K., The Bloody Knight, The "OHH SHIT IT BURNS", Little Red Riding Hood, Clifford the big red fuck up & Bloody Mary.
Guy 1: Yo, I went to this Rutgers party last weekend and blacked out. Now I have this pain and severe rash on my junk.
Guy 2: Damn son, you got that "Scarlet Knight" B!

FUCK! I knew I should have wrapped it up while I was bangin that skeezer from RU. She gave me that "Scarlet K".
Dude, you should have known she was dirty when she said you could stormtrooper her face.
by Jerzy Kidd January 21, 2011
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Scarlett

The best person where she can suck your dick as hard as she can she loves getting fucked in the butthole and she also loves a creampie
Scarlett is the best fuck girl
by Brianna seida December 16, 2019
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Scarlet Fever

The condition of being attracted to women from Red Communist countries, such as China, Cuba and Korea. An uncommonly large number of cases are attributed to Libertarian men.
Maria: Oh yeah baby don't stop
Johnathan: YEAH TAKE IT CASTRO! THE FREER THE ECONOMY THE FREER THE PEOPLE! UGGGHH! TAXATION IS THEFT!
Maria: ¡Scarlet Fever!
by Ohno1986 September 1, 2017
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Scagleotis

The Scagleotis bit me!
by Spotted007 October 2, 2011
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scarlet loaf

feces which contains blood in it.
i just left a massive scarlet loaf in your toilet.
by phaderfreak July 25, 2012
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scarlet lover

A man who has an exceptional lover of redhead females. Usually but not always dating redheaded women exclusively. Scarlet Lovers are also apt to performing random acts of kindness to redheaded female strangers and prone to complimenting redheads with a wide variety of words.
"Antonio Lopez is a scarlet lover!"

"No dude, he IS The Scarlet Lover."
by RFRS October 21, 2013
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scarlette popsicle

While having sex with a girl on her period, you pull out and she gives you head while your Dick is still covered in menstrual blood.
I was totally giving it to Susie last night while she was on the rag then she hopped off and gave me a scarlette popsicle
by hue shitty 666 November 7, 2014
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