dagwool sweater

The wool sweater, hand made, given to you at Christmas by a your half-blind, half-mad, widowed great-grandaunt. So hot, ill-fitting,itchy and of such a disurbing color that it can only have been crafted from the shitty clumps of wool (dags) sheered off the asses of sheep. Usually smells like cat pee and stale cigarettes.

Asswipe boy/girlfriend: "How'd you get a sunburn in December?"
You: "Its not a sunburn, asswipe, its full-torso eczema from having to pose for picures wearing the dagwool sweater my battletoad aunt made me."

by Snowflaked April 16, 2009

Pink Sweater

1. Noun: Euphemism/Colloquial term for a female's vagina. "Wearing" the Pink Sweater refers to the act of intercourse.

Guy 1: How was last night?

Guy 2: I met this girl at the club and I was wearing the pink sweater in no time.

by sexbomboneil September 6, 2009

russian sweater

When you drink vodka to warm up because its freezing outside!
Sasha has his russian sweater on today!

Give me a double of stoli, its freezing outside and i need to put on my russian sweater!

by whitemikeflyguy February 26, 2015

sweater hounds

A pair of big natural supple breasts, extremely noticeable even when wearing a sweater.

Holy jesus, take a look at those sweater hounds!

by mantis toboggan January 26, 2016

Sweater Mastiffs

Used when describing a woman’s breasts when sweater puppies just isn’t enough.

Typically used when a woman is buxom and wearing a sweater or jumper, with her breasts taking up a large amount of real estate in said clothing.

Man, she has some serious sweater mastiffs!

by Dick Buttcus October 20, 2018

Sweater Jets

Particularly appealing women's breats. Usually very large in size.

check out the sweater jets on that broad.

I titty fucked the shit out of those sweater jets last night!

by stumpsjr October 23, 2009

sweater day

A day where everything has gone to shit so much, you just go home, put on a giant sweater and drink alone.

"How was work?"

"..."

"Sweater day, huh?

by Firm Handshake July 23, 2014