cock stuffing

Unexplained phenomena your ex-boyfriend does in an ill fated bid to win you back. Usually involves a lobe taper and the lubricant he uses to masturbate, to which he inserts into his urethra. The element of surprise oftentimes disallows the lube. May indicate possible homosexual tendencies. Can be strangely fascinating for some people.

ex-BF: thanks for bringing my Esteban guitar, amp and instructional dvd set
ex-GF: no prob, bye
ex-BF: so are you seeing anyone? *poor attempt at cock stuffing accompanied with clumsy stroking*
ex-GF: not cool. *swallows vomit*

by Scarred Eyeballs September 18, 2007

stuffing socks

The act of a woman aplying a tampon.

Crap, I just saw my gurlie stuffing socks!

by blahblahboy March 07, 2009

Double Stuf

A Black person who thinks they are actually White and trapped inside a Black body.

Look at Clarence;he's no mere Oreo;he's a Double Stuf!!!

by Red Flagger December 21, 2009

Musket Stuffing

Having anal sex when a girl is on her period and accidentally pull out too far and blindly thrust back into her, hitting her vagina, and stuffing her tampon deep inside of her.

I was taking her from behind and I accidentally went into the hole that was temporary out of commission and ended up musket stuffing her!

by Pebbleman June 26, 2014

nose stuffing

v.

1. Snorting coke.

Skeezer's in the back, stuffing his nose.

by Sommy July 10, 2004

pants stuffing

when girls wear more than one pair of underwear to make their butt look bootylicious I.E. bigger

Tareyton: "I swurr Kesha's butt was flat, but know it looks like Beyonce's. It's kinda lumpy though..."

Cornell: "Naw, man. My sista tol me dat she where more dan one pair of draws to make it look big."

Tareyton: "No wonda she smell like piss."

by KeKe2Fresh June 24, 2005

Stuffed Turkey

When in the act of anal sex the male would pull out and begin to throw up in the woman's anus and then start to ram his penis rapidly and forcefully until he climax's and then leaves the anus agape to reveal the throw up emulating stuffing and the semen being the gravy topping.

Guy:Last night after thanksgiving dinner i put it in my girls ass and decided to give her the stuffed turkey.. Friend: stuffed turkey? what's that man? Guy: I puked in her ass bro ;D

by Titopolous November 28, 2012