by Kitten_Virus August 25, 2018
by Betaic January 05, 2021
As the elevator goes up, you go down and work that shaft. Show your future boss you're someone worth hiring.
"The hiring supervisor loved the elevator speech I gave him yesterday. I'm pretty sure I got the job."
by Filthanthropist February 18, 2022
When free speech doesn’t exist anymore because you aren’t rich enough to afford the top tier of freedom.
Replaces the old English ‘Freedom of speech’, which no longer exists.
Replaces the old English ‘Freedom of speech’, which no longer exists.
Oof, I would love to hear your valid comment on that but your subscription ran out & you can no longer afford any Freemium of Speech.
by MissTake February 01, 2025
A person of authority using falsehoods as a method of de-escalation, to avoid conflict and guide the conversation in an attempt to shine light on their accomplishments.
Just sat through another meeting that could have been an email, his Shepherdian Speech added an hour to the meeting, and nothing was accomplished.
by Captain Commander Sir February 11, 2024
A classic gem from r/ultraleft. Often used when someone simps for the petite bourgeoisie/acts like mere worker co-ops will bring about socialism, which makes them look like Mussolini.
Person 1: "Capitalism shut down my local coffee shop. Capitalism can suck it"
based ultrachad: *mussolini speech bubble*
based ultrachad: *mussolini speech bubble*
by AgainstTransHate June 25, 2024
When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.
by Hobo from Hell March 17, 2012