Speech

The native tongue of a group of villagers/ insiders.

Speech was made everyone’s basic human rights whether you like it or not.

by Mamajeethatsrude. May 1, 2024

Elevator Speech

As the elevator goes up, you go down and work that shaft. Show your future boss you're someone worth hiring.

"The hiring supervisor loved the elevator speech I gave him yesterday. I'm pretty sure I got the job."

by Filthanthropist February 17, 2022

To Speech At

The action of having a long talk with a person (whom you are usually giving a lecture to for doing something bad). The person who is being speeched at will usually not get many words in.

I think I'm going to speech at that kid for stealing that ice cream.

by Mio-naa September 4, 2009

Urban dictionary text to speech

The feature nobody uses.

Sam: Who the fuck uses the urban dictionary text to speech
Some crazy man: Me

by lllllkmjj October 23, 2025

UD Induction Speech

A speech to express gratitude to the user-publishers at Urbandictionary for inducting definitions into the database. Akin to the speeches made by accomplished athletes who have excelled at their sport. These are definitions which have been accepted after many arduous attempts but well worth it too. Also similar to Academy Award Speech or Grammy Speech.

I won't make my UD Induction Speech long, I only have 30 seconds. But I would like to thank God, my parents, my children, my cats, my pets, my teachers, my workmates for all their support. But special thanks to all great user publishers who make this place great and inducting my Sadie

by lando888 September 17, 2015

Heresy and Hate Speech

That should be the name of my biography!

Hym "So I do the Heresy and Hate Speech... And then I take a big fat shart right in shitty kid's faces... And then I create the AI... And then you breeder vermin just fucking stew in it... You just stew in my fucking shart fumes... Maybe give your kids face a rinse... But ACTUALLY... ACTUALLY that isn't what happened... What happened was a combination of 'nothing' and 'that guy didn't actually make AI thought it was just a global conspiracy to mock and gaslighting him because... Um... Because it's funny, right?' And then Suchir Balaji kills himself because he can't stand to live in the delusional nightmare you've all created and the Palestinians get ethnically cleansed because it's better to fight and lose than it is to allow hates speech to go unpunished except you're not an authority and your don't have the authority to punish anyone... You're just a fucking retard in comparison to the guy who created AI... Yes."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2024

Shepherdian Speech

A person of authority using falsehoods as a method of de-escalation, to avoid conflict and guide the conversation in an attempt to shine light on their accomplishments.

Just sat through another meeting that could have been an email, his Shepherdian Speech added an hour to the meeting, and nothing was accomplished.

by Captain Commander Sir February 11, 2024