soft and neat

the meme of all memes created by Dan & Phil when on a danandphilcrafts video potato prints are shown, the fraise SOFT AND NEAT is thrown around then a shit ton of people commented soft and neat therefore causing a purge of soft and neat memes

Phil; SOFT AND NEAT
The rest of the world; SPAM ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by peggyscut April 29, 2019

soft angst

Soft angst is usually used in fanfic. Angst in fanfic usually means the story is sad or depressing, however soft angst is usually used in a not so sad story.

That story had some soft angst. It was sad but not to the point where it made me sad.

by MomLeftMeAtWalmart August 1, 2019

soft-sama

Skeetimus

Soft-Sama has a PHD in Poop Jar studies

by SlipperyPeteED August 19, 2019

soft thug

a man who will be down to kill for you, but never lay a hand on you. a man who will come home in a bloody shirt, shower, lay you down, and cuddle until the sun comes up.

I need myself a soft thug.

by xxxochitl May 20, 2016

soft vegan

When portray yourself vegan for social media likes but eat like shit off camera.

"I saw Patsy eating chicken yesterday, isn't she vegan?"
"No, she's a soft vegan - if she's not taking a picture it doesn't count"

by 2vegan4u May 13, 2016

Soft Mookie

One who is squishy; flabby; pudding like; resembles a flat blobby substance

"Yo, that kid is so bad at basketball!"
"I know he's such a soft mookie."

by Heather Philips January 18, 2013

The Soft Nut

When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.

"Dude, the soft nut is my favorite nut to bust."

by BlasphemingGod November 3, 2013