Soap Time

A time when something utterly humiliating happens to someone you know

“My friend just tripped and fell on a trumpet”
“Bro, it’s Soap Time”

by Joni Spagoni November 14, 2022

Barbecue soap

When you drop the soap in the shower so the person puts barbecue sauce on his penis

“Oops I dropped the soap” well get ready for some barbecue soap

by Random words that make me die November 16, 2018

Soap potion

When you add water to shampoo or soap bottle because it’s running out of soap

Did you make the soap potions in the shower?!

by ThecoolestPhantomWriter November 2, 2022

Piss-soap

The slippery substance that accumulates on public bathrooms that is composed of soap, piss, and water. It is incredibly slick and causes many poor men to fall into a smelly piss covered floor.

Guy 1: “Hey man why do smell so bad?”
Guy 2: “Because I slipped and fell on some piss-soap.”

by Sleepless_Slander October 1, 2018

Soap Bubble

A term used to define one who has no personality and instead floats around with the crowd in order to make themselves feel validated. They don’t have a story to share, they’re just here for the ride until they pop into a bunch of nothingness in the end.

That person is a soap bubble. They won’t be able to hold a genuine conversation for long, so if you’re looking for someone to talk to, I wouldn’t go for them.

by 13flashycool December 1, 2019

saddle-soap

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".

Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

French soap

The smell of someone who you can tell smokes cigarettes.

I think she uses French soap.

Jesus, you bathe in French soap???

She may look good but she reeks of French soap.

by Charlyhorse December 9, 2021